I saw ice cubes in a pot with some boiled eggs. So I told my sick wife that she might be delusional because that’s the weirdest way I’ve seen to boil eggs. She laughs and can’t catch her breath for a bit. Says she nearly died. I felt a little bit proud.


Wouldn’t killing a healthy person be more “impressive” of a joke? Since, theoretically, it would be harder to do.
Killing a sick person is, well, punching down so to speak.
That woukd be damn impressive. A sick person though, a little bit impressive?