You were taken from this world, and God now speaks to you. God asks you what punishment should be dealt to humanity for their sins. You can pick any fictional or theoretical dystopian scenario, as long as it is truly dystopian. After you’ve made your pick, your memory of the conversation is wiped, and you are brought back to earth to live the rest of your life however it might play out. The future of the world will be hard set in destiny to a future inspired by whatever you picked.
If you had to pick the dystopia to live in, what would it be?


Animal Crossing.
Multiplayer concessions aside, you’re the last human alive and you’re an attraction for anthropomorphic animals who bend over backwards to keep you happy, while a tanuki (Japanese folklore, basically a raccoon/dog thing) charges you a made up currency with no interest or late penalties to pay off your lavish home, with the made up currency super easy to obtain.
By far the nicest dystopia out there.
Tanuki aren’t folklore:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_raccoon_dog
Huh. So there is one that is a mythological creature (Bake-danuki) and the tanuki itself is real, but anthropomorphic versions of it are folklore. Interesting, I didn’t know there was a real breed as well. Neat.
wow, I have to try that