My roommate only washes up if he poops, never after peeing. Now every time I’m in any of the common areas I have to wash my hands after touching anything I haven’t wiped down. Thus, I wash my hands twice every time I use the bathroom; once as normal and again in the kitchen because I touched the taps, light switch and door handle in the bathroom which likely have groin sweat on them… /rant


I wash my hands before I pee so I don’t get germs on my dick–which is otherwise kept in my pants–from my hands that touch everything out in the world.
If I somehow get pee on my hands by accident, then I will wash them again.
Wash the groin sweat off your hands afterwards
Oh I plan on it.
sucks on fingers
Wash your goddamn hands after you pee. It splashes.
How the hell does it splash onto your hands? Are you holding your hands in the toilet when you pee?
Standing super close to the urinal, pissing with the force of of fire hydrant? I sit to pee. Even if the only toilet available is a urinal.
Why would you sit on a urinal, that’s odd
to go poop ofc
True, I try to wash my hands before as well if I’ve recently touched like a public library doorknob or something but sometimes it’s an emergency and I’ll use the sides of knuckles like scissors.
I had someone suggest this to me once. His logic was that he knows where his dick has been and showers daily.
I subsequently came across a “Straight Dope” article that debunked it. It’s best to wash after.
This is how the pros do it