Ooh look I can do that too!

I bet you’re sitting there with a huge smug grin on your face after totally owning me in this debate we were having, and you’ll tell all your friends and colleagues about how great you are for winning this internet argument

See how I made up an imaginary caricature of you and insulted that? See how fucking dumb and childish that sounded?

Maybe next time don’t take constructive criticism so personally