Can’t really remember anything recent. Years ago I borrowed my dad’s old bike from the 1980’s since mine was in the shop. The handle bars must’ve had a hairline crack, because they suddenly sheared off and I crashed hard into the asphalt bike path. Scraped up pretty bad including my wenis :(

I had just enough time to comically stare at my detached handle bars and have a brief moment of realisation before the front wheel did a 90’ turn.