Kairos@lemmy.today to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agoIf you could ask one question and be guaranteed the correct answer, what would you ask?message-squaremessage-square138linkfedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down11
arrow-up150arrow-down1message-squareIf you could ask one question and be guaranteed the correct answer, what would you ask?Kairos@lemmy.today to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agomessage-square138linkfedilink
minus-squaremesa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoNow. Poof. /s I could see a Genie doing that and being smug.
minus-square「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」(he/him)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·4 days ago“You die in 50 years…” 5 seconds later… “Unfortunately in about 10 seconds after you receive the answer, you accidentally fall as you are jumping up and down celebrating, you hit your head and you’re in a coma until you get cut off 50 years later and officially die” … The End Sleepily ever after…
When will I die?
Now. Poof. /s
I could see a Genie doing that and being smug.
You sure you want that?
How come? Want to do stupid stuff?
“You die in 50 years…”
5 seconds later…
“Unfortunately in about 10 seconds after you receive the answer, you accidentally fall as you are jumping up and down celebrating, you hit your head and you’re in a coma until you get cut off 50 years later and officially die”
…
The End
Sleepily ever after…