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Cake day: June 9th, 2026

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  • I might have a weird view of things but I don’t want to get rid of royalty, just take away any authority they have over the lives of themselves and others. They already live off others’ work. Let’s keep them as national pets.

    ‘Who’s a good king? Who looks nice and waves for the people?’

    ‘Is it me, <racial slur>?’

    ‘No! No talking! Bad! Smack you on the nose with a rolled up replica magna carta.’