Nope, it only happens when I’m around women that make horrible life choices.

I was there so that’s a solid no. It would’ve been much better if I wasn’t there.

I had sex 20 minutes ago. If these trends continue I will have sex every hour until the end of time. /s

We truly don’t have what they’re offering ICE agents after looking at the way the federal deficit has grown under Trump.

Just remember that those ICE agents are a bunch of obese, untrained, unprofessional federal agents that continually break laws.