• outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      9 months ago

      I have solved a lot of crimes. My fav was ‘the mystery of why my head hurts, my purse is stretched, and i have like two hundred dollars of fancy cheese in my fridge’, mostly because in the process of solving it I found someone cute sleeping in my bed.